Oh??

You see his caption, right?

Ok. 

*clears throat*

BUT THAT TRAP DICK MADE YOU SAY FUCK A WHITE HOUSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!

Hahahahaaaaaa

Sheeeeit! I'm living proof. 

Thank you Ratchetta, gunslinging, dope-toting, running from the law lifestyle, never fucking legal ex-husband/baby daddy! Cuz you hipped my green ass to more life lessons than a lil bit!

But thank you MOST for my amazing lil blessing. Our daughter is the PERFECT combination of two very different lives.

Tuh! 

He be knowin! 

Social Media Fuckery

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Babies and fools...

Young.

I have problems, y'all. Like. For real.

2 weeks ago, I was invited to an office baby shower. 

Awesome! 

I love babies. They are an amazing blessing. One that I hope to be able to partake in again. (SMFH I know! I rebuked them in the name of all the Trap Gods. But my ovaries have been on some other shit lately. Chile. That will be another post. I promise *insert Girl Scout 3-finger Promise gesture here*

ANYWAY, I was invited. I gave my donation to one of the organizers. No problem. The shower is May 1. 

As of today, April 28...I choose to rescind my donation. 

Why?

Because the mama to be is a rude ass bitch. 

TUH!

I'm sorry. But you and your baby cannot flourish off my hard earned and BLESSED coins. It can't and won't happen.

I'm sure to others, that is probably mean. *shrug* I don't care. I CAN'T care. I can use that $10 for MY kid. Add another $10 and that's 100 tokens at Chuck E Cheese.

Do you KNOW how much Sani can ball? 

FUCK. OUTTA. HERE! 

So, yeah. I will no longer go against the little voices of justice that speak to me in my head. They are valuable to me and I must acknowledge and act upon the wise words that they speak. 

The struggle is real. 

She can find her own. Just not with MY money.