Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Dating with the 'New Breed Man' Chapter 1

Since I'm so single.
Soooo fucking single.
I think I'll begin a 'book' of my experiences. LLS 

Here is a post from FB. I should ask him what he REALLY means by 'wings'. LMAOOOOOO

The comments to this are PURE hilarity!! If you're already am FB friend, you know. If it, I'll work on a way to post those. 

Siiiiiiigh
I love life There's SO much comedy
Anyway, enjoy! 

I can't WAIT to show him how I clean a chicken bone!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Monday, January 4, 2016

PLEASE take heed. Forseriously. Do.


While I finish this Wale concert review...ummm...EXPERIENCE, please take a minute to educate yourself on the gift and the curse that is Dr. Bronner's Peppermint soap.

Chile!
After learning the VERY hard way with Trader Joe's Tea Tree Tingle Body Wash, SMH, I vow to never use that stuff again.
It's SO painful when it hits those sensitive areas.
I love my pussior. I could never disrespect it like that.
SIIIIIIGHHHHH
Wait.
I'm lying.
I have.
With ALL the fuckboys. SMH

Anyway, enjoy this nugget of excellence from Very Smart Brothers.


http://verysmartbrothas.com/keep-dr-bronners-peppermint-soap-away-from-your-fuckparts-just-trust-me/