TRIFE LIFE!!!!

*throws up two greasy spoons as a gang sign*
I go to grab a paper towel and this is what I see:

And this is the message that, I, in turn posted on the fridge after I cleaned it up.

BEFORE I HAD MY CUP OF COFFEE, THIS MESS IS WHAT I SAW.

TERRIBLE.

YOUR ATTEMPT AT CLEAN UP IS A DISASTER AT BEST. AND FROM WHAT THE RUMOR MILL HAS SENT, IT WAS SITTING THERE FOR AT LEAST 30 MINUTES.

THIS COFFEE WAS STARBUCKS. THE EVIDENCE WAS LEFT IN THE TRASH. I GUESS THE 5 MINUTES IT TOOK TO CROSS THE STREET, TO WAIT 10 MINUTES IN LINE AND PAY $5 FOR YOUR CUP MADE YOU TOO GOOD TO TAKE 5-7 MINUTES TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS.

AGAIN, TERRIBLE.

WE ALL SHARE THIS SPACE. WE ALL NEED TO WORK TOGETHER TO KEEP IT CLEAN.

WE ARE ON THE SAME FLOOR AS BUILDING SERVICES. ASK THEM TO HELP OR ASK FOR SUPPLIES TO TAKE CARE OF THE MESS.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR REPLACEMENT CUP. MINE WAS COLD.

HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Note to all:
Don't be a nasty fucking mess at work.